Not the DBA
- You know why...
- Come on, people, it'll be great I promise.
- Because Woot wants to become your new number one source of relationship advice
- Go help people.
- Pretending to shoot, stab, or otherwise maim people doesn't desensitize you to violence. Not at all.
- You face frightening medical possibilities your way and I'll face them mine.
- Still struggling with this one.
- OK, maybe it is possible to facebook too much.
- Yeah, I'm going to have to play the race card on these. But it was a valiant effort to negate the real feelings of people who experience this crap everyday. Spoken as someone who has been followed in the fancy stores.
- Is #occupywallstreet even around to hear this anymore?
- Save us both some time (and yourself some embarrassment) and don't even ask.
- Because I actually heard a woman say that she is looking for a man "who will put her in her place" and threw up in my mouth a lotta bit.
But as I told Jimmy the last time he started his hour long spiel on the latest advancements in the science of corn crackin', "I don't care..."(Mostly) Harmless Fun:
--Me
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