Bikini Bodies
- "Ma'am, I'm going to need to see your bikini permit... Uh, it looks like this expired 10 years ago."
- Yes, your teenager hates you, but both of you will get over it... Maybe.
- So you would have helped her out if she had asked, but you never thought to offer?
- "I don't know who actually took it, but I saw a black guy one time in a grocery store so it must have been him." For real.
- "You don't look like it was self defense."
- But it's funnier when the white girl says it.
- "When did they start letting those black kids get degrees?"
- There are black ballerinas? Really? No, seriously, black ballerinas?
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