When I was Little, the Tooth Fairy Left Awesome Under My Pillow Instead of Quarters.

So, I grew up cash poor, but awesome as all get out. The power of compounding has grown that awesomeness exponentially. As such, I like to have awesome things. Like my awesome new book bag.

The most awesomest school bag ever

You're jealous, I know, but it's okay. You can have one too. I mean, it won't make you awesome like me; after all, I started young. But you can keep trying if it will make you feel better.