(which may not be from last week...)
Teens using vodka tampons to get drunk
- Because damn... kids sure are creative these days... Also the best parental advice ever may be this: "Stop being your kid's friend and be their parent first." There will be time enough to be their friend once they hit 30. That is, if you can keep them alive that long.
- Because I would absolutely love having a handymaid come do the maintenance for my house.
- Because I wore (and was recognized in) my college gear with pride this weekend. Please, Rice, don't embarrass me now. And because this is a question that needs answering: "How can you feel anything but shame?"
- Because all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing or some variation or another.
- Because I was struck by the awesomeness of Lane Bryant's full figured mannequins just last week.
- Because some people can't see how systemic exclusion might be a problem...
- Because I doubt not liking to cook is why I'm single. It's more likely not liking stupid. Or just not looking in the first place.
- Because I'm fairly certain cancer is going to take me out first. And the McRib is delicious.
- Because I've probably offended you in the past and will most likely do so again in the future. Heck, you are probably offended right now.
I'm going to keep my holiday cheer even if I have to kill the annoying people to do it.(Mostly) Harmless Fun:
--Me
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