Interesting Stuff on the Internet (11/27/2011)

Dog People vs Cat People

• Because according to the data, I should own a cat, but cat owners are neurotic so that won't work. I'll just have to be an outlier.

hello, my [bleep]ing name is... (Not safe for work or kids.)

• Because I haven't figure out how people can pull my name from the Outlook address book and still get it wrong. Also, I know this is hard, but my first name only has two syllables. And the next person who says "I knew it was one of the presidents" is getting punched.

Adventures in Depression

• Because depression really isn't an adventure. But I'm still not touching a spider. Seriously, read this one. All of it.

How Many Friends Do You Have?

• Because I'm below average... in this regard only. Wait, do dogs count?

Walmart’s Black Friday Disaster: Website Crippled, Violence In Stores

• Because while y'all were out shopping, I was having midnight turkey.

Suck It, Food Guilt Season

• Because I'm going to go have some pumpkin pie and ice cream for breakfast.

Dear Ian Somerhalder When You Have Money It's Easy to be Well Meaning

• Because, I'll concede the point, but I'm still having midnight turkey.

Honey Laundering

• Because you should shop local... for everything apparently.

5 Old-Timey Prejudices That Still Show Up in Every Movie (Also not safe for work or children.)

• Because it's Cracked! And yes, Virginia, America is still racist. One day I'll do a post on that.

Best. research paper abstract. evar.

• Because I wish I could pull this off.

5 Ways to Face Race at the Thanksgiving Table—and Not Choke

• Because I can avoid my family but you probably can't.

I'm stopping here because the Internet is stupid.

Thought for the Week

The less people pay for something, the more they complain about it. --me

(Mostly) Harmless Fun:

Invite gingerbread men for the best Xmas party by egogenius