I kid. (Note: This post has no redeeming value whatsoever. That line was basically search engine bait.)
One of the great joys of running a website is checking the logs to see how people have found your little home on the Internet.
My favorite search query so far is "world's largest cold sore". I guess that people want to know that they are not alone in their suffering...
A tip for anyone who thinks they have the world's largest cold sore... We're there for you guy, but really, stop wasting time with the Abreva. Go to your doctor and get a script for Zovirax. The pharmacist will look at you funny, but it's worth it. Trust me.
Anyway, sometimes you will find that people used the terms that you were targeting. This is good. Other times you will find that Google's algorithm was feeling very creative the day your site got indexed. This is frightening... And makes you double check that privacy is turned on... Whew, safe.
Luckily for us, this information is very easy to obtain from site analytics tools such as Google Analytics or StatCounter and the search engines themselves with Webmaster Tools from Google or Bing.
For your viewing enjoyment, here are 10 of the oddest queries from my site logs:
- little employee job advancement*
- you are nonsense
- I'm not paid to think
- toilet sayings hire me
- why I don't have talent
- what is the meaning of math
- i meaning 4 love
- tired stick person**
- idiot tool of the day
- If you know your boss is 100% wrong about something, how would you handle this?***
**They are all ridiculous, but people, how can a stick person be tired?
***I am the wrong person to ask.
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